pyroguysr's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAROLS Found this in one of my discussion groups... have a laugh! Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged.... 1. Schizophrenia --- Do you hear what I hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- (I Don't Know if) I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissism --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me). 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls (and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ....) 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..... 10. Agoraphobic --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day (But Wouldn't Leave My House) 11. Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock.... 12. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland (Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe) 13. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (So I Burned Down the House) 14. Social Anxiety Disorder--- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate) 3:17 a.m. - 2005-12-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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