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WARNER BROS DOES STAR WARS!

WARNER BROS DOES STAR WARS!

April and I were discussing the new Star Wars M&M's and her son, Angus's fascination with Darth Vader when the conversation degenerated (as it's often wont to do when we chat). Read on:

pyroguysr: Oh my... I take it he's a big fan of Darth? And speaking of which, have you seen the M&M's packages?
april_coble: Yes I have. Already bought some of the Sith M&Ms. He's a Vader fan, just like his daddy.
pyroguysr: LOL... He likes the dark side, does he...
april_coble: Have you ever heard a two year old try to say, "You don't know the pow-uh of the dawk siiiide"?
pyroguysr: LOL
pyroguysr: THAT is something you should record and save... to embarrass him with on his first date
april_coble: No kidding. Who knew Elmer Fudd was even part of the Force?
pyroguysr: LOL... I can see a new WB cartoon....
pyroguysr: With Daffy duck as the Emperor
april_coble: hahaha
pyroguysr: And Yosemite Sam as Obi Wan
april_coble: And the Hairy Monster would have to be Chewbacca.
pyroguysr: And Foghorn Leghorn as Han Solo
april_coble: Gorb just did a good one...
pyroguysr: Whazzat?
april_coble: "Look at me, look at me, I SAY! Look at me when I'm shootin' at you boy!"
pyroguysr: LOL
april_coble: Chickenhawk as Luke.
april_coble: Bugs Bunny in drag to play Leia.
pyroguysr: I was going to go with Marvin the Martian... but I figured he could be Jar Jar
april_coble: Marvin would have to be Yoda. Always talking about the same stuff.
april_coble: But here's one. Pepe LePew as Lando Calrissian.
pyroguysr: Oh yes... that definitely works!
april_coble: Gorb says Porky Pig as Boba Fett.
pyroguysr: Who are we forgetting?
april_coble: We need a Jabba.
pyroguysr: Hmmmmmmm
april_coble: And of course, the two characters the movies revolve around. C-3PO and R2-D2.
pyroguysr: Nahh... they'd just play themselves
april_coble: Junior is R2-D2. You know the one. The old hen has the little boy Foghorn takes care of, and he's a genius that can build stuff.
pyroguysr: Oh wait... Coyote and Road Runner
april_coble: Excellent!
april_coble: "C-3PO, suuuuper genius."
pyroguysr: Coyote as R2 D2 and Junior as C3PO
pyroguysr: Road Runner as Jar Jar?
april_coble: That works. He's an annoying little bastard.
pyroguysr: So, who goes to pitch this to WB?
april_coble: I almost have to think someone else thought of it.
pyroguysr: Yeah... and Lucas probably shot them down when they pitched it to him
april_coble: Of course he did. It would be considered a blasphemy to make something like that. *coughs and thinks of Spaceballs*

8:37 p.m. - 2005-05-08

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