pyroguysr's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PITT STOP PITT STOP Yes, I'm back with a vengence. Yesterday, I gave you the low-down on my trip... today, it's back to being offended by mush-brained, movie-star liberals in the press... *grins* The Brad half of the�PITT-JOLIE baby recently toured New Orleans with a gaggle of moon-eyed fans...erm, "journalists" to record his every sacred word for the masses.� He, the high-priest of the church of�the�Hollywood-dom (dumb?), has decreed that the poor and�determined residents (meaning�"those still there")�of New Orleans should "rebuild in an environmentally conscious and ecologically friendly" manner. The Story:� Pitt Shocked by Post-Katrina Devastation In response: Dear Mr. Pitt-Jolie, You have suggested that we rebuild the poor sections of New Orleans with environmentally sound and ecologically friendly materials.� You want us to put solar panels and solar powered water heaters on our roofs.� You want us to build with recycled materials as well. And, just where in the hell do you expect us to get the money to do that? Do you have�any idea�of how much those things cost, dude?� What the fuck are you thinking???� We're not like you.� We don't get millions for memorizing lines, taking off our shirts to show off pects, mooning everyone with tight butt cheeks and emoting with our faces on the big screen.� Fuck, man, all of us combined�don't HAVE your kind of money!� And what FEMA money we�did have, for the most part ended up being spent on wide-screen TV's, expensive computers or even more expensive cars (except for the idiots that actually bought stuff to repair homes) even thought we didn't have either electricity or a garage! (They were things we "needed" though!) Solar panels and water heaters?� Environmentally sound building materials?� Man, send us GUNS!� It's all that we can do to protect the few meager possessions we do have.� Those of us that actually used the FEMA money wisely and bought things like appliances and furniture have usually had it stolen at some time during the night, unless we stood guard over everything with shotguns, pistols and rifles! Now, Mr. Pitt-Jolie, if you want to hand out some of your easily-obtained movie money to help those of us that actually workfor a living�to buy these things, we'd be more than happy... ...but don't come whooshing in here, make a decree and then rush off to your air-conditioned, servant-loaded, Hollywood (or African) enclave to sip your merlot, eat caviar�and congratulate yourself on what a caring, concerned liberal you are.� We already know that from your press releases and from Mayor Nagin's dewy-eyed�gushing over you. 2:09 p.m. - 2006-07-16 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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